Okay, folks. This time, it's a Vampire Knight fanfic. Give it up for Aidorockz and her fanfic, Aido one shot! You can totally see the creative energy behind this literary masterpiece!
Disclaimer: We don't own this one shot. We wouldn't want to, even if we were offered a million dollars.
Aido one shot
You look out the front window of your house and watched it rain.
Joel: Tense much.
Crow: But I'm sitting in front of my computer!
Mike: Tenses, people. Tenses.
You happened to live alone since, when your parents died, you refused to move out of that house.
Crow: But my parents are still alive! And I don't live alone!
Mike: I happen to have parents...*hugs parents*
Joel: I think we're turning into mary-sues.
It held too many good memories for.
Joel: Now it's your math. Mine, actually.
Crow: That's a sentence?
Mike: I know. My fullstops have great memories too.
Non of your remaining family members wanted to move in with you because they believed that your parents' killers would come back.
Joel: Of course. Staying alone and being pathetic is the basis of a mary-sue.
Crow: Aw, look at me. I'm so pitiful...
Joel: I bet you my entire estate that I'm the hottest person in there.
Mike: So they left you alone in a house that they know is homicide-bait. Way to care for the poor little girl.
Crow: It's obvious that my family's a little unstable, you know. What with all the killers. Hmph.
You parents were killed by a couple of rouge vampires when you were visiting a friend.
Joel: We had to live. Duh.
Crow: *gasp* So that's what happened to them!
Mike: Omg. Vampires with too much makeup! Everyone run for the mary-sue!
Crow: It's Edward Cullen!
Joel: I thought it was Bella.
Crow: Well, it's a little hard to differentiate between them.
You later came home to find them in pools of their own blood.
Joel: Did you swim?
Crow: *blinks* I did? Oh well, I suppose I did. I did, right??
You knew that vampire were responsible because of the bite marks on the necks.
Joel: Which vampire?
Crow: Edward and Bella Cullen.
Joel: Ah. I see. *nods in understanding* But I was under the impression that they were vegetarian.
Mike: It could be just a guy who had a thing for necks, you know.
Joel: Fetish, you mean.
Mike: I would say thing. Unless you normally bite the things that you have a fetish for.
Joel: Well, I don't have fetishes for anything, so how would I know?
Crow: Maybe they were just having sex.
Joel: Ah. The famous love bite, then.
You sigh sadly, remembering that one night when something outside caught your eye.
Crow: It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Superman!
Joel: That's random. We were on swimming pools of blood, and now a random thing that caught your eye.
A boy, wearing nothing but a dark blue jacket.
Joel: My reflection?
Crow: So... wasn't his lower parts cold?
Joel: Beware the infamous frostbite, ready to claim your sex organs.
Crow: Sperms scream and die.
In the dime light because of the rain, and it was night time, you could see that the boy was about 17 and it looked like he had blond hair, but it was to dark to really tell.
Joel: To dark?
Crow: Money-growing lights!
Mike: Dime light only occurs on rainy nights. when you're thinking of money. and about boys with no pants.
Joel: Not to mention what lies there when the pants are off.
Another unfinished work. Sorry! It will be finished, we promise! Curious masochistic people, this way: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4958429/1/Aido_one_shot
For people who want to read more of this wonderful author's work *cough*, she has twenty-four more stories for us to MST.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Falling for a Lioness (part 1.2)
And finally, after many weeks of procrastination, we have finally finished Chapter one of Falling for a Lioness! We apologise for any inconvenience caused. It's a Lion King fanfic, if anyone's interested to know. Remember the cute little lions?
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own it. (Like we'd want to!)
After finshing his grace iplace his body in covring with earth saying a prea for him and others who lost there life.
Joel: This guy's into Apple.
Crow: I had no idea you could say a prea.
Mike: And how the heck did you finish his grace? On second thought, I don't want to know.
Crow: His grace meaning the king?
Joel: Or his virtue?
Mike: Bad mental images.
Joel: He crashed before he got to the airport.
Crow: Well, the plane had to leave the airport.
Joel: Wasn't it a jet?
Mike: it's okay. he has a caring bag
I had walk to the poiting rock after 5 hrs i had nealy reach them but this place look very dried
Crow: I can't take it anymore! *bursts out laughing*
Joel: Poiting? You meant... pouting? I think Angelina Jolie's just met her match.
Mike: the rocks might want to try moisturiser for chapped lips. or lip gloss.
Joel: Nivea's good.
and there were loads of bones of dead animals.i was stugling i had all kind of cuts and brozes from the plane crash on my body.
Crow: He was stugling. Stugling = stupidly fangirling?
Mike: No aftershock of having a plane crash on you?
Joel: The plane crashed on your body? It's a wonder you aren't in hell yet.
Mike: Possibly a misconstrued orgasm.
Joel: I thought it was an exploded erection?
I then so 3 lioness 2 adult 1 quite young looking at me before anything els hapen i fanited just as i blackout i herd one the lioness speack "waht we going to do sarabi said the lioness.
Joel: I never knew "3 lioness 2 adult 1 quite young" was an adjective.
Crow: 3 lioness, 2 adult, 1 quite young. I C WHUT YOU DID THERE, SINDRAGON
Joel: He merely carried out the course of nature. Mainly sexual reproduction.
Mike: I never knew faniting was possible. That is possibly what happened to the author while he was writing. Would explain the thewing.
End Chapter 1
well what you think my forst none crossover fic lol
Crow: i tink it wuz gr8!!!! omg. it rockz mah sockz!!! its apiece of literrary mazterpieze!!!!
Mike: A weaker man would have been killed by the horrific desecration to the english language, but I'm strong. I can make it. I'll survive.
Crow: No, he should write more. It amuses people like us.
Joel: He lives on the suck-ups.
Disclaimer: Nope, don't own it. (Like we'd want to!)
After finshing his grace iplace his body in covring with earth saying a prea for him and others who lost there life.
Joel: This guy's into Apple.
Crow: I had no idea you could say a prea.
Mike: And how the heck did you finish his grace? On second thought, I don't want to know.
Crow: His grace meaning the king?
Joel: Or his virtue?
Mike: Bad mental images.
Finding all i could find of water and food in my bag caring it along with my sword i had brought with me along with matches knife set for my cooking.
Joel: He crashed before he got to the airport.
Crow: Well, the plane had to leave the airport.
Joel: Wasn't it a jet?
Mike: it's okay. he has a caring bag
I had walk to the poiting rock after 5 hrs i had nealy reach them but this place look very dried
Crow: I can't take it anymore! *bursts out laughing*
Joel: Poiting? You meant... pouting? I think Angelina Jolie's just met her match.
Mike: the rocks might want to try moisturiser for chapped lips. or lip gloss.
Joel: Nivea's good.
and there were loads of bones of dead animals.i was stugling i had all kind of cuts and brozes from the plane crash on my body.
Crow: He was stugling. Stugling = stupidly fangirling?
Mike: No aftershock of having a plane crash on you?
Joel: The plane crashed on your body? It's a wonder you aren't in hell yet.
Mike: Possibly a misconstrued orgasm.
Joel: I thought it was an exploded erection?
I then so 3 lioness 2 adult 1 quite young looking at me before anything els hapen i fanited just as i blackout i herd one the lioness speack "waht we going to do sarabi said the lioness.
Joel: I never knew "3 lioness 2 adult 1 quite young" was an adjective.
Crow: 3 lioness, 2 adult, 1 quite young. I C WHUT YOU DID THERE, SINDRAGON
Joel: He merely carried out the course of nature. Mainly sexual reproduction.
Mike: I never knew faniting was possible. That is possibly what happened to the author while he was writing. Would explain the thewing.
End Chapter 1
Joel: That was a relief.
Joel: Let me assure you that it sucked.
Crow: i tink it wuz gr8!!!! omg. it rockz mah sockz!!! its apiece of literrary mazterpieze!!!!
Mike: A weaker man would have been killed by the horrific desecration to the english language, but I'm strong. I can make it. I'll survive.
read and review
Crow: Read, reviewed, author threw a hissy fit, and got blocked.
Mike: Possibly the only proper sentence in the thing.
Joel: THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF COHERENCE! THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR HAS COME TO SALVAGE YOUR WRITING!
Mike: He would have done better to save us from reading this.Crow: Read, reviewed, author threw a hissy fit, and got blocked.
Mike: Possibly the only proper sentence in the thing.
Joel: THAT'S RIGHT! YOU'RE ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF COHERENCE! THE LORD OUR SAVIOUR HAS COME TO SALVAGE YOUR WRITING!
Crow: No, he should write more. It amuses people like us.
Joel: He lives on the suck-ups.
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End of Chapter 1
Well, we managed to wade through this amount of shit. I think we're ready for anything now! Fanfic found here.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Dark Impossible Love
Another lovely pic of shitfic: Dark Impossible Love. This time, it's a Vampire Knight fanfic. Don't expect gore and blood, though.
Disclaimer: This story would never be owned by any of us. Not in a million years. Any spelling and grammatical errors were either made by the author or intentionally done.
Dark Impossible Love
Joel: Wow, Light Possible Love much?
Crow: Ooh, Darke Imbuzziple Lurve...
Joel: I think this was taken off the Barbie catalogue. Wait. Barbie's titles are not THAT bad, are they?
Tom: *gapes in shock at this atrocity* This sounds so "It's a dark and stormy night." I foresee purple prose.
Prologue
Crow: Ooh, didn't see that coming.
Tom: How original.
Zero stood on the wall between the day and night class in Cross Academy guarding so no one would enter the night class building.
Joel: So it was... afternoon class?
Tom: There's a wall between the day and night class? Where? I assume it floats between the two classes?
Crow: On the wall between the Day and Night class? Amazing, considering that there was never a wall.
He looked around and suddenly caught sight of Yuki taking out her gun.
Crow: Yuki from Fruits Basket makes an appearance!
Joel: I believe the protagonist was Yuuki.
Tom: For a moment there, I almost saw the word gum instead of gun.
He jumped down from the wall and ran towards where he saw Yuki.
Tom: So Yuki moved?
Joel: Where he saw Yuki was where?
Crow: Again, glad that Yuki Sohma was able to grace us with his presence.
He heard a shot and ran faster.
Tom: He heard an injection? When was there an audible sound for an injection?
Joel: Umm... since whenever Vampire Knight was set in. I believe it was in the far future.
As he came to the clearing he saw Yuki still standing, shaking.
Crow: And vibrating.
Tom: Then what was she doing, sitting?
"Yuki what happen??" Zero asked not looking at the person Yuki had shot.
Tom: I see that they were trying to save money on ink. If this even went into printing.
Joel: Tense migrated, as did common sense. I thought it was plain obvious.
Crow: And Zero receives a prize for best grammar ever!
"She… came… and I…" Yuki said shaking.
Crow: And you blasted her brains out.
Joel: Gave her a nice surprise.
Tom: *shakes head* Said shaking?
Zero then looked at the body on the floor and his eyes widen when he noticed it was someone from the outside.
Tom: I think the author needs to go to a psychologist. Treatment for phobia of past tense.
Joel: From the outside? Weren't they... outdoors?
A girl he had ran into two days ago.
Tom: Literally?
Crow: I laugh at the mental images.
Joel: He had a girl? And who's "two days ago"?
"Calm down Yuki, we will see how to fix this" Zero said as he begin to think what to do.
Joel: The psychic, as usual?
Tom: This person is really in need of a psychologist.
Crow: He could always cremate the body, you know. Don't need much brain power. Can't say the same for the author, who obviously is a brainless twit.
Will be continued at a later date. (We need to stop putting up half-finished MSTs!) This fanfic can be found here- Ah, it seems that we can't find the author now. So sorry.
Disclaimer: This story would never be owned by any of us. Not in a million years. Any spelling and grammatical errors were either made by the author or intentionally done.
Dark Impossible Love
Joel: Wow, Light Possible Love much?
Crow: Ooh, Darke Imbuzziple Lurve...
Joel: I think this was taken off the Barbie catalogue. Wait. Barbie's titles are not THAT bad, are they?
Tom: *gapes in shock at this atrocity* This sounds so "It's a dark and stormy night." I foresee purple prose.
Prologue
Crow: Ooh, didn't see that coming.
Tom: How original.
Zero stood on the wall between the day and night class in Cross Academy guarding so no one would enter the night class building.
Joel: So it was... afternoon class?
Tom: There's a wall between the day and night class? Where? I assume it floats between the two classes?
Crow: On the wall between the Day and Night class? Amazing, considering that there was never a wall.
He looked around and suddenly caught sight of Yuki taking out her gun.
Crow: Yuki from Fruits Basket makes an appearance!
Joel: I believe the protagonist was Yuuki.
Tom: For a moment there, I almost saw the word gum instead of gun.
He jumped down from the wall and ran towards where he saw Yuki.
Tom: So Yuki moved?
Joel: Where he saw Yuki was where?
Crow: Again, glad that Yuki Sohma was able to grace us with his presence.
He heard a shot and ran faster.
Tom: He heard an injection? When was there an audible sound for an injection?
Joel: Umm... since whenever Vampire Knight was set in. I believe it was in the far future.
As he came to the clearing he saw Yuki still standing, shaking.
Crow: And vibrating.
Tom: Then what was she doing, sitting?
"Yuki what happen??" Zero asked not looking at the person Yuki had shot.
Tom: I see that they were trying to save money on ink. If this even went into printing.
Joel: Tense migrated, as did common sense. I thought it was plain obvious.
Crow: And Zero receives a prize for best grammar ever!
"She… came… and I…" Yuki said shaking.
Crow: And you blasted her brains out.
Joel: Gave her a nice surprise.
Tom: *shakes head* Said shaking?
Zero then looked at the body on the floor and his eyes widen when he noticed it was someone from the outside.
Tom: I think the author needs to go to a psychologist. Treatment for phobia of past tense.
Joel: From the outside? Weren't they... outdoors?
A girl he had ran into two days ago.
Tom: Literally?
Crow: I laugh at the mental images.
Joel: He had a girl? And who's "two days ago"?
"Calm down Yuki, we will see how to fix this" Zero said as he begin to think what to do.
Joel: The psychic, as usual?
Tom: This person is really in need of a psychologist.
Crow: He could always cremate the body, you know. Don't need much brain power. Can't say the same for the author, who obviously is a brainless twit.
Will be continued at a later date. (We need to stop putting up half-finished MSTs!) This fanfic can be found here- Ah, it seems that we can't find the author now. So sorry.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
i love collage
Here's a really bad badfic - i love collage. As you can see, the writer didn't even bother to capitalize its title.
Disclaimer: We do not own the story, or any of its spelling errors. Just for your information, all these sentences were one by one. No paragraphing in the story whatsoever.
Summary: Bella goes to collage to meet the school hottie Edward . they meet at the dance and sparks fly and they get together but what happens when bella sees Edward breaking up with his girl but she thinks its something else.
Joel: I thought collage was art.
BPV
Crow: Bella pointy vane?
I had arrived at my dorm and my roommates were already there .
Joel: Tense much?
HI! I’m Alice! “ a little pixie like girl said “and im Rosalie “ said a stunning blond
Joel: Im lil' Joel and Im stunning blonde.
Crow: And I'm Crow.
"hello im bella “ I said
Crow: Punctuation has fled from the horrible monstrosity.
Joel: It was too frightened of it to be there.
Crow: I would be too.
“I know lets play a game to know each other better !” said alice
Joel: Like... strip poker?
Crow: Yay! Let's play house! You can be the mummy, I'll be the daddy, and you'll be the baby!
At the end I found out that Rosalie has a twin brother named jasper, she lived with their aunt when their parents died in a air plane crash and alice has two brothers Edward and Emmet and that she lived with her parents .
Joel: So Jasper's stunning blonde, too?
Crow: What game did you play, exactly?
Joel: Hide and seek.
Crow: And they found out all that info?
“lets go to the food court “said Rosalie once she came out her room . we all had a room for ourselves .
Crow: The food court has rooms?
Alice and I got Chinese
Crow: Slaves
and Rosalie got pasta . we sat with Rosalie’s twin, jasper
Joel: We already knew that. Jasper the stunning blonde.
“Hey over here !” Alice screamed to a big muscled guy and and a bronzed haired one .
Joel: Very descriptive.
We all sat together after we introduced ourselves their was silence . until I broke the silence
Crow: And silence screams in pain after being broken.
Joel: So you decided to begin seducing them... now?
“does anybody want candies or something from the candie shop over there “I said as I got up
Crow: Candie... I want a candie too. Though not the variety of candie called a candy.
Joel: Way to go for awkward conversations, but I thought this was a food court, why's there a candie shop?
Alice – jaw breakers
Crow: Alice is a jaw breaker?
Joel: *Jaw drops*
Crow: *Alice breaks it*
Jasper-gum
Joel: Dentist much?
Rosalie-chocolate
Emmet –sweat tarts
Crow: Eew! Sweat tarts!
Joel: I suppose that's a new flavour?
a/n=to lazy to put it in dialogue
Joel: It's a wonder you weren't too lazy to write this. I mean, the world would have been better off.
“ill go with you.” Said Edward
Joel: Naturally.
Crow: Only Edward Cullen would ask 'ill' to go with someone. Although I'm sure 'ill' is nice to be around with, I don't think I would like something sick hanging around.
Joel: Then again, Edward Cullen is just a sculpture, so why should this surprise us?
“alright “ I was kinda speech less that this greek god wanted to go with me
Joel: Of course he wanted to go with you, I mean, you seduced him, what, a few minutes ago? And, of course, you created him.
Crow: I never knew that Edward Cullen belonged to the ranks of Zeus, Hera and Athena. I must be ill-informed.
“So can I see your schedule “
Joel: In the art of seduction, schedules are important.
I handed it over
Joel: You'd have handed your virginity over if he asked.
EPV
Crow: Edward pickled vase.
“we have PE science , English, and math together “ I smiled I liked bella even though I just meet her , I liked her .
Joel: That's because you're blind, and you were created by her. Oh, and because you're OOC. Even in character, you were pretty blind. I mean, Bella? Nuh-uh.
“cool”she said with a smile .her smile made me smile
Joel: Above.
BPV
Crow: Bella pointy vane.
Edward was fine. We got all the candies and started to walk back . I saw alice was talking so I wanted to hear what she was saying so I ran but slipped .
Joel: Fine? Of course. Well, didn't want to miss out on the gossip, huh?
Crow: Fine? What happened to all the greek god-yness and adonis-ity?
I shut my eyes tight waiting for the impact then I realized it didn’t come so I opened my eyes to meet to pair of green ,beautiful eyes . Edward had caught me with one hand around my waist .
Joel: Harry Potter saves the day. I thought Edward had topaz... no, onyx eyes?
Crow: I thought they were smoldering topazes.
Crow: I think I missed the question.
Joel: Was that a question?
“I think so.”
I was standing but Edward didn’t release my waist.
Crow: Because I am magnetic!
Joel: Now we know how much of a pervert he is.
that was chapter one remember my first fan fic so i need comments/reviews and i already have next capie but i dont really know how to put them up so its a miricle i have this
Joel: It's more of a miracle they didn't remove it.
Crow: I do remember your first fanfic. It was written way back in 1915, wasn't it?
bye bye!!
Joel: I'd hoped not to see you again.
Crow: Bye~ See you later, alligator.
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Disclaimer: We do not own the story, or any of its spelling errors. Just for your information, all these sentences were one by one. No paragraphing in the story whatsoever.
Summary: Bella goes to collage to meet the school hottie Edward . they meet at the dance and sparks fly and they get together but what happens when bella sees Edward breaking up with his girl but she thinks its something else.
Joel: I thought collage was art.
BPV
Crow: Bella pointy vane?
I had arrived at my dorm and my roommates were already there .
Joel: Tense much?
HI! I’m Alice! “ a little pixie like girl said “and im Rosalie “ said a stunning blond
Joel: Im lil' Joel and Im stunning blonde.
Crow: And I'm Crow.
"hello im bella “ I said
Crow: Punctuation has fled from the horrible monstrosity.
Joel: It was too frightened of it to be there.
Crow: I would be too.
“I know lets play a game to know each other better !” said alice
Joel: Like... strip poker?
Crow: Yay! Let's play house! You can be the mummy, I'll be the daddy, and you'll be the baby!
At the end I found out that Rosalie has a twin brother named jasper, she lived with their aunt when their parents died in a air plane crash and alice has two brothers Edward and Emmet and that she lived with her parents .
Joel: So Jasper's stunning blonde, too?
Crow: What game did you play, exactly?
Joel: Hide and seek.
Crow: And they found out all that info?
“lets go to the food court “said Rosalie once she came out her room . we all had a room for ourselves .
Crow: The food court has rooms?
Alice and I got Chinese
Crow: Slaves
and Rosalie got pasta . we sat with Rosalie’s twin, jasper
Joel: We already knew that. Jasper the stunning blonde.
“Hey over here !” Alice screamed to a big muscled guy and and a bronzed haired one .
Joel: Very descriptive.
We all sat together after we introduced ourselves their was silence . until I broke the silence
Crow: And silence screams in pain after being broken.
Joel: So you decided to begin seducing them... now?
“does anybody want candies or something from the candie shop over there “I said as I got up
Crow: Candie... I want a candie too. Though not the variety of candie called a candy.
Joel: Way to go for awkward conversations, but I thought this was a food court, why's there a candie shop?
Alice – jaw breakers
Crow: Alice is a jaw breaker?
Joel: *Jaw drops*
Crow: *Alice breaks it*
Jasper-gum
Joel: Dentist much?
Rosalie-chocolate
Emmet –sweat tarts
Crow: Eew! Sweat tarts!
Joel: I suppose that's a new flavour?
a/n=to lazy to put it in dialogue
Joel: It's a wonder you weren't too lazy to write this. I mean, the world would have been better off.
“ill go with you.” Said Edward
Joel: Naturally.
Crow: Only Edward Cullen would ask 'ill' to go with someone. Although I'm sure 'ill' is nice to be around with, I don't think I would like something sick hanging around.
Joel: Then again, Edward Cullen is just a sculpture, so why should this surprise us?
“alright “ I was kinda speech less that this greek god wanted to go with me
Joel: Of course he wanted to go with you, I mean, you seduced him, what, a few minutes ago? And, of course, you created him.
Crow: I never knew that Edward Cullen belonged to the ranks of Zeus, Hera and Athena. I must be ill-informed.
“So can I see your schedule “
Joel: In the art of seduction, schedules are important.
I handed it over
Joel: You'd have handed your virginity over if he asked.
EPV
Crow: Edward pickled vase.
“we have PE science , English, and math together “ I smiled I liked bella even though I just meet her , I liked her .
Joel: That's because you're blind, and you were created by her. Oh, and because you're OOC. Even in character, you were pretty blind. I mean, Bella? Nuh-uh.
“cool”she said with a smile .her smile made me smile
Joel: Above.
BPV
Crow: Bella pointy vane.
Edward was fine. We got all the candies and started to walk back . I saw alice was talking so I wanted to hear what she was saying so I ran but slipped .
Joel: Fine? Of course. Well, didn't want to miss out on the gossip, huh?
Crow: Fine? What happened to all the greek god-yness and adonis-ity?
I shut my eyes tight waiting for the impact then I realized it didn’t come so I opened my eyes to meet to pair of green ,beautiful eyes . Edward had caught me with one hand around my waist .
Joel: Harry Potter saves the day. I thought Edward had topaz... no, onyx eyes?
Crow: I thought they were smoldering topazes.
I was speechless because of the beautiful sight .
Joel: You are speechless because a statue has just molested you?
Crow: Hm... I suppose the great wall is pretty, the pyramids of egypt are pretty... a marble statue called Edward is pretty...
Joel: So are crows.
Crow: I think I missed the question.
Joel: Was that a question?
“I think so.”
I was standing but Edward didn’t release my waist.
Crow: Because I am magnetic!
Joel: Now we know how much of a pervert he is.
that was chapter one remember my first fan fic so i need comments/reviews and i already have next capie but i dont really know how to put them up so its a miricle i have this
Joel: It's more of a miracle they didn't remove it.
Crow: I do remember your first fanfic. It was written way back in 1915, wasn't it?
bye bye!!
Joel: I'd hoped not to see you again.
Crow: Bye~ See you later, alligator.
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That's the end of the first chapter of i love collage. Now you know how much it sucks. To read it, click here.
Falling for a Lioness (Part 1)
Here's an MST of a Lion King fanfic: Falling for a Lioness
Disclaimer: We don't own the story. All the text in pink are the story, and the words in black are written by us. Any typing error made in the story is made by the author, and none of the story is edited by us.
Oh, and any typing error in our text is intentional.
This is T-rated for some inappropriate comments by certain people. *stares pointedly at Joel*
i dont own lion king is on by diseny
Joel: Way to go for incoherence. I bet Diseny was proud to see this.
Crow: Is Diseny even a company?
i own stuart jamie and colin
Crow: Stuart Jamie? Interesting name.
Joel: So... what game did you play?
Mike: ...monopoly?
this has cross spices paring ok
Crow: I suppose paring spices would be fun.
Mike: So...you ship salt and pepper?
Joel: What are you cooking, spaghetti?
Joel: Afica? Stew? Is that a new flavour?
Mike: Afica sounds like a beautiful place. Birlds sound so cute, with all their thewing.
Crow: And little strange Xls attacking them.
"I look out the plane loving thew view of the plaines untoched by mankind. Miles to they eyes could see of the golden grass with few blue dot where the water wholes where.
Joel: I think he's hungry. And I love how the grass shines, it's so... shiny.
Mike: Great use of alliteration!
Crow: What's with all the thewing?
" it so beatiful " i said to my self look outside the airplane window,at all the animlas grazing on the plane straging not seeing any preditures.
Crow: Whoa! This place is a mess!
Mike: *Looks for preditures with you*
Joel: Animlas? This sure is an unknown planet. Care to explain? And I never knew of any animla grazing on a plane, new aerial creature, huh?
Crow: It would be sorta hard to graze on a plane, you know, what with all that metal.
" Hey Stu where nearling at the airport" said a voice to my right.
Joel: What? Where nearling at the airport? Nearling... is that near's young?
Mike : Why are you asking where nearling is if you know it's at the airport?
Crow: I spy several commas running away.
Mike: They eloped with spellcheck and plot.
Joel: Sure did. Wherever they are, it's not Afica.
Iturn around to the sound and smiled look at Colin one my close freind from childhood a fellow Manchester united fan " yeah true " i smiled happly puting a hand thew my messy black and brown hair laughthing.
Joel: Tense much? And why are there so many different flavours of stew? It's getting a bit old, m'dear.
Crow: What's with the thewing?
Mike : Where's colin two? With your other freinds?
Crow: Apparently, he ran off with Jamie.
Joel: Don't tell me... they had an affair?
The reason Why we where in Afica becuase i was fianly going to do my dream job by opening a resturant/safia in affica the first of it kind i was so looking to my dream to come true.
Mike : I am sure affica is elated to have a resturant/safia, considering no other country has them, or have, indeed, heard of them.
Joel: I see how economical it is, opening a restaurant in a lion's den.
Crow: Well, the lions have got to go somewhere for a drink.
Joel: Ah. They'd sooner drink the bartender's blood than the beer.
Crow: I'm sure Stuart Jamie and Colin wouldn't like that much.
Joel: I don't suppose so. They seem to think it's a good idea.
But then "BANG BOOM" A huge expoution was herd the force was so great it shuted us forowrd.
Mike : Expoution would put sheepdogs to shame.
Crow: For some reason, BANG BOOM makes me laugh.
Joel: Shuted? Herd? You mean... sheep? Shouldn't it be "BAA BAA" and not "BANG BOOM"?
Crow: I think the sheep wanted a break from all the Baa baa-ing.
Joel: Maybe sheep on Afica behave differently.
"what the hell " i herd Colin yelled. I look out side the window to see to my worst nightmare both of the enigns on my side where destroyed we where going to crash big time.
Joel: Yes. Dying would have been a good way out, or at least becoming paralysed. And why on earth do you have enigns on your side? Do you happen to be a jet pack or Master Chief? Even Master Chief's not that well equipped.
Crow: So he dreams about both the engines on his side being destroyed? How quaint.
Mike: Not engines, enigns. Not that it makes more sense.
It all hapen so quick the crew where all shouting to us to put on our airmask as the poilts try to fight for controal. But it was no good the plane was nose diving straight to the ground Iclose my eyes ready for the end hering the plane crash causing me to black out.
Joel: Poilts? Afica's a strange land, with animlas, expoutions, and now poilts. I'm sure the plane had a nice nose, though. Pity it had to be broken.
Mike: Don't forget preditures. And wholes that are a single blue dot.
Crow: Iclose? Is that a new Apple software or device?
Mike: Omg, the plane has only one airmask!!
Crow: Hearing the plane crash caused him to blackout? Is it just me or is there something very wrong with that sentence?
Joel: Hering. A new form of force, it seems.
Crow: I thought it had something to do with fish.
Joel: Fish stew much?
Then there was silnce
Joel: Silnce? Another new species?
Crow: I'm sure silnce is nice to have around
2hr later my eyes opened up moaning trying to move out my seat then i rember colin.
Crow: He did what?
Joel: Sure got the blowjob of your life from colin.
Mike : Even your eyes moaned. No, you gave colin the blowjob, so your eyes had to moan for you.
" colin i shouted to him" i said to my freind hoping he say somthing when i turn to look at where he sat i burst into was in his seat but had a pice of long metal pole had gone thew him killing him.
Crow: This Stuart sure loves thewing
Joel: Why, oh why didn't it go through you?
Mike: What IS with the thewing?
Crow: He burst into a seat? *snickers*
Joel: Yes... Guess that erection was a bit... too much.
Crow: Joel...
Mike : So birlds thew, hands thew, pices of poles thew, what's next? I suppose you're going to say you thew this out to kill us all from trauma.
Joel: Maybe it's just the orgasm, come a bit late-
Crow: That's enough.
"nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" i shouted in anger losing my freind
Crow: He lost his friend by shouting no? Interesting
Mike: Best way of murder ever.
Joel: I'm sure he was pretty lost.
Crow: He shouts "no" better than Luke does.
1hr later i had got his body free and had started to build a grave for him bot wanting his body to get eating by vauthers or hyenas.
Crow: Now we have vauthers. What's next?
Mike : Try hyena eating bodies.
Joel: I feel sorry for him. You left such a big mess by bursting.
Ah yes, this MST will be finished at a later date, with the other twenty-something chapters of horror. Spoilers: Stuart and Nala will hook up and have a kid/cub.
The fanfic can be found here.
Disclaimer: We don't own the story. All the text in pink are the story, and the words in black are written by us. Any typing error made in the story is made by the author, and none of the story is edited by us.
Oh, and any typing error in our text is intentional.
This is T-rated for some inappropriate comments by certain people. *stares pointedly at Joel*
i dont own lion king is on by diseny
Joel: Way to go for incoherence. I bet Diseny was proud to see this.
Crow: Is Diseny even a company?
i own stuart jamie and colin
Crow: Stuart Jamie? Interesting name.
Joel: So... what game did you play?
Mike: ...monopoly?
this has cross spices paring ok
Crow: I suppose paring spices would be fun.
Mike: So...you ship salt and pepper?
Joel: What are you cooking, spaghetti?
MAin Stuart(oc)x NALA
Chapter 1 Crash landing welcome to PRIDELANDS
Crow: Ow, don't need to shout.
Joel: I'm sure that was one hell of a welcome.
Mike: Bandages. Welcome up, the poor thing, crashing and landing
p.s i had problems with word not working so done on wordpad so cant spell check it
Crow: Aww... you poor, poor baby.
Joel: Nah, too many errors to detect.
this has death in this chapter your warned
Mike: I don't have a warned. I'm sure you're happy with yours.
Joel: Death would be good, as long as it's your OC.
A Xl plane above the famous aficans planes most of the afican birld thew out the way of it not knowing what this strange creature was.
Joel: Afica? Stew? Is that a new flavour?
Mike: Afica sounds like a beautiful place. Birlds sound so cute, with all their thewing.
Crow: And little strange Xls attacking them.
"I look out the plane loving thew view of the plaines untoched by mankind. Miles to they eyes could see of the golden grass with few blue dot where the water wholes where.
Joel: I think he's hungry. And I love how the grass shines, it's so... shiny.
Mike: Great use of alliteration!
Crow: What's with all the thewing?
" it so beatiful " i said to my self look outside the airplane window,at all the animlas grazing on the plane straging not seeing any preditures.
Crow: Whoa! This place is a mess!
Mike: *Looks for preditures with you*
Joel: Animlas? This sure is an unknown planet. Care to explain? And I never knew of any animla grazing on a plane, new aerial creature, huh?
Crow: It would be sorta hard to graze on a plane, you know, what with all that metal.
" Hey Stu where nearling at the airport" said a voice to my right.
Joel: What? Where nearling at the airport? Nearling... is that near's young?
Mike : Why are you asking where nearling is if you know it's at the airport?
Crow: I spy several commas running away.
Mike: They eloped with spellcheck and plot.
Joel: Sure did. Wherever they are, it's not Afica.
Iturn around to the sound and smiled look at Colin one my close freind from childhood a fellow Manchester united fan " yeah true " i smiled happly puting a hand thew my messy black and brown hair laughthing.
Joel: Tense much? And why are there so many different flavours of stew? It's getting a bit old, m'dear.
Crow: What's with the thewing?
Mike : Where's colin two? With your other freinds?
Crow: Apparently, he ran off with Jamie.
Joel: Don't tell me... they had an affair?
The reason Why we where in Afica becuase i was fianly going to do my dream job by opening a resturant/safia in affica the first of it kind i was so looking to my dream to come true.
Mike : I am sure affica is elated to have a resturant/safia, considering no other country has them, or have, indeed, heard of them.
Joel: I see how economical it is, opening a restaurant in a lion's den.
Crow: Well, the lions have got to go somewhere for a drink.
Joel: Ah. They'd sooner drink the bartender's blood than the beer.
Crow: I'm sure Stuart Jamie and Colin wouldn't like that much.
Joel: I don't suppose so. They seem to think it's a good idea.
But then "BANG BOOM" A huge expoution was herd the force was so great it shuted us forowrd.
Mike : Expoution would put sheepdogs to shame.
Crow: For some reason, BANG BOOM makes me laugh.
Joel: Shuted? Herd? You mean... sheep? Shouldn't it be "BAA BAA" and not "BANG BOOM"?
Crow: I think the sheep wanted a break from all the Baa baa-ing.
Joel: Maybe sheep on Afica behave differently.
"what the hell " i herd Colin yelled. I look out side the window to see to my worst nightmare both of the enigns on my side where destroyed we where going to crash big time.
Joel: Yes. Dying would have been a good way out, or at least becoming paralysed. And why on earth do you have enigns on your side? Do you happen to be a jet pack or Master Chief? Even Master Chief's not that well equipped.
Crow: So he dreams about both the engines on his side being destroyed? How quaint.
Mike: Not engines, enigns. Not that it makes more sense.
It all hapen so quick the crew where all shouting to us to put on our airmask as the poilts try to fight for controal. But it was no good the plane was nose diving straight to the ground Iclose my eyes ready for the end hering the plane crash causing me to black out.
Joel: Poilts? Afica's a strange land, with animlas, expoutions, and now poilts. I'm sure the plane had a nice nose, though. Pity it had to be broken.
Mike: Don't forget preditures. And wholes that are a single blue dot.
Crow: Iclose? Is that a new Apple software or device?
Mike: Omg, the plane has only one airmask!!
Crow: Hearing the plane crash caused him to blackout? Is it just me or is there something very wrong with that sentence?
Joel: Hering. A new form of force, it seems.
Crow: I thought it had something to do with fish.
Joel: Fish stew much?
Then there was silnce
Joel: Silnce? Another new species?
Crow: I'm sure silnce is nice to have around
2hr later my eyes opened up moaning trying to move out my seat then i rember colin.
Crow: He did what?
Joel: Sure got the blowjob of your life from colin.
Mike : Even your eyes moaned. No, you gave colin the blowjob, so your eyes had to moan for you.
" colin i shouted to him" i said to my freind hoping he say somthing when i turn to look at where he sat i burst into was in his seat but had a pice of long metal pole had gone thew him killing him.
Crow: This Stuart sure loves thewing
Joel: Why, oh why didn't it go through you?
Mike: What IS with the thewing?
Crow: He burst into a seat? *snickers*
Joel: Yes... Guess that erection was a bit... too much.
Crow: Joel...
Mike : So birlds thew, hands thew, pices of poles thew, what's next? I suppose you're going to say you thew this out to kill us all from trauma.
Joel: Maybe it's just the orgasm, come a bit late-
Crow: That's enough.
"nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" i shouted in anger losing my freind
Crow: He lost his friend by shouting no? Interesting
Mike: Best way of murder ever.
Joel: I'm sure he was pretty lost.
Crow: He shouts "no" better than Luke does.
1hr later i had got his body free and had started to build a grave for him bot wanting his body to get eating by vauthers or hyenas.
Crow: Now we have vauthers. What's next?
Mike : Try hyena eating bodies.
Joel: I feel sorry for him. You left such a big mess by bursting.
Ah yes, this MST will be finished at a later date, with the other twenty-something chapters of horror. Spoilers: Stuart and Nala will hook up and have a kid/cub.
The fanfic can be found here.
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