Dark Impossible Love

Another lovely pic of shitfic: Dark Impossible Love. This time, it's a Vampire Knight fanfic. Don't expect gore and blood, though.

Disclaimer: This story would never be owned by any of us. Not in a million years. Any spelling and grammatical errors were either made by the author or intentionally done.


Dark Impossible Love

Joel: Wow, Light Possible Love much?
Crow: Ooh, Darke Imbuzziple Lurve...
Joel: I think this was taken off the Barbie catalogue. Wait. Barbie's titles are not THAT bad, are they?
Tom: *gapes in shock at this atrocity* This sounds so "It's a dark and stormy night." I foresee purple prose.

Prologue

Crow: Ooh, didn't see that coming.
Tom: How original.

Zero stood on the wall between the day and night class in Cross Academy guarding so no one would enter the night class building.

Joel: So it was... afternoon class?
Tom: There's a wall between the day and night class? Where? I assume it floats between the two classes?
Crow: On the wall between the Day and Night class? Amazing, considering that there was never a wall.

He looked around and suddenly caught sight of Yuki taking out her gun.

Crow: Yuki from Fruits Basket makes an appearance!
Joel: I believe the protagonist was Yuuki.
Tom: For a moment there, I almost saw the word gum instead of gun.

He jumped down from the wall and ran towards where he saw Yuki.

Tom: So Yuki moved?
Joel: Where he saw Yuki was where?
Crow: Again, glad that Yuki Sohma was able to grace us with his presence.

He heard a shot and ran faster.

Tom: He heard an injection? When was there an audible sound for an injection?
Joel: Umm... since whenever Vampire Knight was set in. I believe it was in the far future.

As he came to the clearing he saw Yuki still standing, shaking.

Crow: And vibrating.
Tom: Then what was she doing, sitting?

"Yuki what happen??" Zero asked not looking at the person Yuki had shot.

Tom: I see that they were trying to save money on ink. If this even went into printing.
Joel: Tense migrated, as did common sense. I thought it was plain obvious.
Crow: And Zero receives a prize for best grammar ever!

"She… came… and I…" Yuki said shaking.

Crow: And you blasted her brains out.
Joel: Gave her a nice surprise.
Tom: *shakes head* Said shaking?

Zero then looked at the body on the floor and his eyes widen when he noticed it was someone from the outside.

Tom: I think the author needs to go to a psychologist. Treatment for phobia of past tense.

Joel: From the outside? Weren't they... outdoors?

A girl he had ran into two days ago.

Tom: Literally?

Crow: I laugh at the mental images.
Joel: He had a girl? And who's "two days ago"?

"Calm down Yuki, we will see how to fix this" Zero said as he begin to think what to do.

Joel: The psychic, as usual?
Tom: This person is really in need of a psychologist.
Crow: He could always cremate the body, you know. Don't need much brain power. Can't say the same for the author, who obviously is a brainless twit.

Will be continued at a later date. (We need to stop putting up half-finished MSTs!) This fanfic can be found here- Ah, it seems that we can't find the author now. So sorry.